Signs

John. This picture really scares me. But you're still my bitch. ;D

If you want in, send me a picture of your sign. Duh. :]

No Sex Tonight

One of the funniest story I've read in a while.
Please read it, it's not some stupid fowarded old lady e-mail joke. >_>

Written and happened by s.f. bayarea

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

Oh, and let there be music.

I would hate to be suicidal in the fantasy world. D:!

Day

7.

sevensevveeenIMONdaySEVEN
isn'tthatcool.

And then I became
lordmilknose.
Gotta love Family Table Commercials.
lmfao.

I'm actually gonna type in this one.

I've been a bum lately, I need to hang out with people tomorrowtoday.

I love all my friends lately, don't know why I'm so happy.

OH and UM it's SUMMER.
OH freaking JOY.

I would like to put in some lyrics yo. Just for the hell of it.

some say that's where man began
on this wasted piece of land
where evolution's yet to show
forbidden zone
blasting into outer space
the planet of the apes
evolutions's one hero
crossing a plain into another dimension
a million years into the future
crossing a path into another dimension
we the unseen
back on earth it's all you'll read about
all the evidence destroyed
maps and legends mark the firewalls
we are the lost abandoned saviors of the forbidden zone
we shall sustain the
forbidden zone

some say that's where man began
on this wasted piece of land
where evolution's yet to show
forbidden zone
blasting into outer space
the planet of the apes
evolutions's one hero
crossing a plain into another dimension
a million years into the future
crossing a path into another dimension
we the unseen
back on earth it's all you'll read about
all the evidence destroyed
maps and legends mark the firewalls
we are the lost abandoned saviors of the forbidden zone

back on earth it's all you'll read about
all the evidence destroyed
maps and legends mark the firewalls
we are the lost abandoned saviors of the forbidden zone
we shall sustain the
forbidden zone the forbidden zone the forbidden zone

blasting into outer space
the planet of the apes
evolutions's one hero
forbidden zone

Not a huge fan of the newer Misfits. But Yeah this must be one of my fav songs :P

HEY MAN LOOK AT ME I GOT A SLICK BANG OVER ME DON'T I LOOK LIKE DIB FROM INVADER ZIM OH HELL YEAH.

LMFAOOOO

Alright, my sneaky little cousin put this video he made me do when I was 10 or 11.

This is so scary, why did I do this. XD

This is about 3 or 4 years old and yes I have gotten skinnier. And no I was not reading the Hustler, it was on a non nude page. LMFAO.

Face

artieACORNS 8D: rememeber
artieACORNS 8D: nick junior
artieACORNS 8D: FACE
artieACORNS 8D: THAT PEDOPHILE FUCK THAT TOOK UP THE SCREEN
artieACORNS 8D: AND HE WAS ALWAYS A RANDOM COLOR
Xaliceinchains23: holy shit yeah
artieACORNS 8D: HAH
Xaliceinchains23: and and and he like... drank juice
artieACORNS 8D: LMFAO
Xaliceinchains23: with a really really curly straw
artieACORNS 8D: OMG
Xaliceinchains23: it was like woooooooppppp
artieACORNS 8D: LOL
Xaliceinchains23: and i was like omggg share

Oh snickerdoodle we need to renew the music html! D:
Oh skittles It was renewed to a newer blog! D8

Wooo

Xaliceinchains23: woo
artieACORNS 8D: woo?
Xaliceinchains23: yeah
artieACORNS 8D: why woo? :D
Xaliceinchains23: cause its fun to say woo
artieACORNS 8D: especially when naaakeed
artieACORNS 8D: woooo
Xaliceinchains23: hahahahaha
Xaliceinchains23: woooooooooo

I learn something new everyday. :D



lol Spongebob Squarepants Movie <3



and to speed things up a bit....

New stuff

Very....Fosterish isn't it? XD

Oh and to make things better...




c:

Acne.

One of the reasons why I'm not liked that much by girls anymore. :]

But I don't care. I'm 14. Young love is shit, I've been single for almost 3 months cause of this problem.

I don't like being emo about these situations so I don't cry about it.
But still.
I think I'm in love with her.
Oh well.

Buy me. :]

It felt good didn't it.

Anyone here seen 40 Days and 40 Nights?


Well, for lent I did the same thing, and of course not sex/oral wise. XD
But yeah I only made it to 10 days.

BUT I'M DOING IT AGAIN, and I'm on day 6. Woooo.

So for that I will show you a real and unusual 70's PSA.



LMFAO.

Well I'm off to bed. Goodnight whoever reads my blogs. :p


...

:[

Ugh. I have the most confusing friend in the world.

But I don't want her to be my friend anymore.

I fight with you too much, and I act nice to you too much.

All of that for more bitching and humiliation.

Well I wish you were reading this because,

you're ruining my life.

Well, not anymore, I need to avoid you.

I tried to be friends with you.

Whenever we're alone, we have so many funny conversations and stuff.

But when there's cooler people around you, you have to:

Humiliate me.

Make me realize how much of a loser I am.

Try to make others notice how dumb I am...

...yet you do dumber things.

You try to show yourself off in front of me.

You try to point out all of my weaknesses and stupid things I said.

I'm sick of all of this. I can't believe I used to love you.

I don't even know if you were even faking anythig.

You are so

GODDAMN

confusing.

I know this is such an emo thing to say.

Just wanted to let you know how much of a disgrace you can be to me.

I want you to realize that.

Because as much as you forgive

you always forget.

And act so fucking stupid about it?!

I don't hate you. So don't hate me.

I don't want to ignore you. So don't hate me.

I don't want to make your life miserable. So don't hate me.

I want you to realize that you are the only person in my life that actually fucks it up.

That actually makes me almost make the worst decisions of my life.

That makes me think twice about you, and forget about the past, then brings it back.

That I ever loved then hated. Then liked. Then disliked.

I want you to know how goddamn confusing you are.

If you:

Don't know how to change yourself - Then don't talk to me ever again.

Get upset and brag about commiting suicide cutting or whatever - You're retarded.

Get furious about the last statement - Listen to "Don't try Suicide" by Queen.

Get mad just because you do half the time - I suggest you seek help. This is dead honest speaking I'm giving. Be proud.

Make my friends hate me - I hope they eventually realize what a retarded idea that is.

I might not be as cool as you or whatever. But You have to look at yourself.

Oh weed is nothing it's not addicting you'll be fine blah blah.

Like I said, LOOK AT YOURSELF, do you see the way you act so dumb, and don't tell me that you do it on purpose. Weed might not kill you, or make you sick.

But I goddamn know that it makes you stupid. It makes you do stupid stuff and stupid ideas.

Whatever. There is no reason why I should post this, but I just want you to know.

I'm sorry. And I hope you're crying.

Not in a bad way, but in a way to let you know how much you almost fucked my life up.

And still kindof are.

I'm sorry. And you should be too.

I don't feel like posting an end blog picture. I'm too fucking disgusted. :\

Once again, I change the way I think about you. Always be friends girl. :]

D:

I didn't make a blog yesterday D':

Tomorrows the last day of school. :]

Aaaand thats it.

Also bringing the music HTML back up. :D

[and now It's removed and renewed by a new post. :p]

I sleep

in my underwear.

Goodnight everybody
Well, whoever would read my blog. coughnobodycough.
._.
._.

Ice Cream in a Bag

I gotta try this :D

(Taken from Kids Domain Crafts)

Note: As in all recipes, results can vary depending on humidity, conditions, etc. Please try any recipe out before attempting in a group setting.

This project is rated VERY EASY to do.

What You Need

• 1 tablespoon Sugar
• 1/2 cup Milk or half & half
• 1/4 teaspoon Vanilla
• 6 tablespoons Rock salt
• 1 pint-size Ziploc plastic bag
• 1 gallon-size Ziploc plastic bag
• Ice cubes

How To Make It

1. Fill the large bag half full of ice, and add the rock salt. Seal the bag.
2. Put milk, vanilla, and sugar into the small bag, and seal it.
3. Place the small bag inside the large one and seal again carefully.
4. Shake until mixture is ice cream, about 5 minutes.
5. Wipe off top of small bag, then open carefully and enjoy!

Tips

• I always have sprinkles and nuts to top it off, and sometimes fruit.
• To make a larger amount I would try doubling the recipe. Anything larger might be too big for kids to pick-up, because the ice itself is quite heavy.

• Bob LaFara, rlafara@indy.net, shares some tips to go with Janice Krieger's Ice Cream in a Bag.

  I just tried the project. I didn't have the exact ingredients, so I improvised.

  • 1/4 tsp butternut flavored imitation vanilla
  • 1 tbs. sugar
  • 1/2 cup 1% milk
  • Ziploc sandwich bag
  • 12 water softener pellets
  • 1 tray of ice (Mine breaks it into small pieces and it is really only about half tray)
  • Large plastic bag (I didn't have a ziploc.)

  I put the ice cream ingredients in the small bag and then put it, salt and ice in the big bag. I held the bag shut and sort of stirred it around on the floor for about 5 minutes. Although the salt pellets hardly dissolved, I got ice cream. It was not as smooth as ice cream, probably because of the low-fat milk -- it was a little like sherbet. I think if I had more ice in the bag I could have shaken it better. I'd recommend wearing gloves. It is incredible that it is ready in 5 minutes (not counting assembling the ingredients.)

  Next, I changed the recipe. A tablespoon of cocoa, a tablespoon of sugar, and a cup of milk. I really wanted to use carob but we didn't have any. It was a tad too chocolate, but good! My daughter has milk allergies, so I suggested she try this with fruit juice. She used straight pineapple juice and got terrific fruit sorbed.

Guitar <3

I love guitar.
<3 You wouldn't understand.
It's an Artie Milano thing. x3

I got into guitar thanks to listening to the band System of a Down in mid 2006.

(It's funny because before then I thought SoaD was a crazy insane people band when my brother would watch the "Chop Suey!" music video. XD)

My friend Ryan had a guitar at his house. It was a really old Ibanez ICX


I sat down and tried to play music with it. I held it backwards and lied it on my lap. Cute.

I decide to take my cousin's old guitar and buy strings for it. This was hilarious. The most ghetto First Act guitar in the world. The guitar was never in tune either. The strings were too loose and EVERYTHING. I even thought I was good and made this music account.

Dat sum funny shit right dar.

Anyways, I eventually on ebay got a Squier Bullet and a really shitty 10 watt amp.

Meh.

As time went by, I got better and better I guess. On Christmas I got my baby. Oh baby.

(Looks like the older guitar of Ryans, this is the Ibanez Iceman IC400)

I never took guitar lessons, but I am A LOT better. I mastered rhythm guitar and working on lead. As of today I'm practicing soloing guitar. :]

All for just this guy.


:D

Tonight...

...was fun. :D

Mall. I literally saw all of my coolest and bestest friends there, like over a dozen. <3
I'm on the phone with Marielle and all she can do is laugh at my own embarrassment for AWWING over kittens on Google. That's how bored I am. :3

Tomorrow will be fun I guess. Timm's house. Bringing my guitar. :]

OOH! I forgot to mention about my guitar life and shitness. :D
Notice how I never said fuck in any of my fucking blogs yet. Fuck yeah!

I'm gonna chill for a bit now. Later bishes. <3

Photography

I'm not a photographer but I do have 2 pictures I took and exposure edited. I think they're okay. I mean hell, I'm 14 and have a 100 buck camera, don't expect much from me. :[

The first pic is from a sign on Chester Pike, Ridley Park, PA. I found the drawing on it funny, and no I didn't draw it. Once again let me tell you this is only a random shitty Sony camera. XD

Parking.

Water.

Wow, I'm original. Not.

The second picture was from Washington, D.C.

I'm new to blogs by the way, sup people? ;D

Music. 8D

duh?

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Wow.

People really can't shut up about the food fight.

Apparently the 7th graders want to do it tomorrow now. (Friday the 8th)
loloolololololoolololol.

Tomorrow is our last FULL day of school. Heres what's going on.

-Homeroom
Dr. Smith will be talking funny shit about the food fight

-Period 3/4 (Gym)
They won't know what to do with us. We'll probably bounce balls around for an hour.

-Period 7/8 (Language Arts)
Probably some corny ass lecture. Who knows. My teacher is unpredictable.

-TEP (Better be fun.)

-Lunch
Ahahahahahahah we have to eat in our homeroom. :D

-5/6 (Science)
Finishing Finals, getting in trouble for not handing in notebook probably. Either we're gonna watch gay ass videos, a Bill Nye Video, or some fun ass experiments. x]

-7/8 (Math)
OH GOD WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE ANOTHER DAY WITH HER. Whatever. Better be fun as well. No dorkiness pleasee Mrs. (I hope it's not Ms.) B.

Then 2 more half days on Monday & Tuesday.
Then we're done and ready for highschool mtrfkrs :3

For The ones who don't know what TEP is, it's Team Enrichment Period. Pretty much recess/study hall in your homeroom for a period. :p

Vikings Team

Food Fight of '07
:'D

PS!!!:

I got a voicemail from the Principle. She said it was the WORST cafeteria disaster of Ridley School District's time being. Wow. We are such immature fucks. I'm sorry, but we need our fun. And we did. People say we won't remember this. How can you not forget the hurricane of food over your head for over a minute. <3

Fellow Vikings Students...

If you think food fights on cartoons are overexadurated...

THINK AGAIN. :D

Although I didn't throw any food, Our team, Vikings Team decided to create RMS HISTORY.

First food fight in over 18 years.

Worst food fight EVER in history of RMS.

Our feild trip tomorrow is canceled.

No shit.

Dr. Smith was probably the only man not pissed.

"I'm too old to be sad."

"You pissed her off now!"
"*grin*"

WHAT WAS PLANNED

- Food Fight - 11:55 AM. June 7th 2007.

- EVERYONE must throw food so no EXACT person will get caught.

- Last day of lunch. Go as crazy as possible.

What apparently happened

- Harley Moran thew a carton of milk.

- Dan Stryker yelled the two magic words.

- Mrs. Klisch got assaulted and the kid who did it went to jail

- Some people have summer Saturday school

- Cops took Harley away

- No Yearbooks

- No 8th grade video for Vikings

What DEFINITELY Happened

- Stayed in lunch for over 15 more minutes with almost all of the teachers in the lunch room

- Vikings reported to auditorium at about 2:20ish

- Zoo Trip (planned on the 8th) CANCELED

- Refunds, but not soon

- Activities Assembly CANCELED

- Worst food fight in Ridley history.

- First food fight in over 18 years.

- Principle leaves job after this year, and leaves with one food fight she ever witnessed in her own school.

- If you stay home on the 8th, you will be written up for truancy.

- VIKINGS WILL HAVE TO BRING LUNCH TOMORROW. We no longer can go to the cafeteria.



I'll explain more later. If you want to know more IM artieACORNS 8D

I will repost this again as well. GO VIKINGS <3